Which prank are you sending?

The sauerkraut courierA courier is delivering forty kilos of sauerkraut nobody ordered and asks where to leave it. The neighbour's parrotA neighbour is looking for an escaped parrot that, he says, keeps repeating your friend's name. The cousin from AustraliaA distant cousin nobody remembers is arriving tomorrow, with six dogs and an accordion. The barber confirmsA salon confirms an appointment for the “90s footballer” haircut and asks how short at the back.